I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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