You surviving the open bar?
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i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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