I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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