That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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