I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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