Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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