we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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