I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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