he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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