She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible