My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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