He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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