she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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