rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You're like the curious george of whores
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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