there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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