Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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