Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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