break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
