I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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