it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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