You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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