if you like me you must not know who I am
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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