meet me or not, i'm out of control
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"