can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.