I'm really into asian looking animals
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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