just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
