I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
