Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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