Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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