pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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