I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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