I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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