just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They should really pass out barf bags in church
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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