kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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