You're so nebulous sometimes
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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