dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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