awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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