I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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