gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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