It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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