READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My penis needs a shock collar
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
