I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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