im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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