yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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