Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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