White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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