whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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