YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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