Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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