Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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