Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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