Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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