I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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