Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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