The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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