i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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