his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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